Three Phases of the Male Life Cycle

A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?”

The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, a man’s penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes. Dried up, and the balls are there only for decoration.”

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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.

It’s a step-by-step guide.

Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: aging, relationships, sex
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