Tissue Paper and Sandpaper

Do you know the difference between tissue paper and sandpaper?

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Then you should probably stay away from sandpaper.

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Not What It Looks Like

So a girl walks in and catches her boyfriend masturbating to an optical illusion. “What the hell are you doing?” she screams.

And he says, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like.”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (4 months ago)
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