Tom Jones Syndrome

A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”

The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”

The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”

And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”

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Posted: April 12, 2026 (4 months ago)
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