The Top 15 Favorite Movies of Substance Abusers (Part I)

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15. Waiting Really, Really Long to Exhale

14. Prescription: Impossible

13. Being Robert Downey, Jr.

12. Cheech and Chong’s “Saving Private Ryan”

11. Bridget Jones’s Darvocet

10. Good Pill Hunting

9. Schindler’s Spliff

8. Look Who’s Toking

7. A Reefer Runs Through It

6. From Busta to Nelly

5. The Road to El Doritos

4. Peyote Ugly

3. Finding Primo

2. Bender Like Belushi

1. Tootski

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