The Top 15 Favorite Movies of Substance Abusers (Part II)

15. Lord of the Bongs: The Return of My Buzz

14. There’s Something About Mary Jane

13. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Up

12. Merry Poppers

11. About Schlitz

10. King Bong

9. Giggly

8. S*T*A*S*H

7. Toke-lahoma!

6. Heroin Brockovich

5. Kilo & Snitch

4. The Matrix: Totally Loaded

3. Drool Hand ’Lude

2. Good Buy, Mr. Chips Ahoy!

1. Stingin’ in the Vein

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When Ben Franklin said, “Early to bed, early to rise,” I think

When Ben Franklin said, “Early to bed, early to rise,” I think it he was talking about the effect of sleep on morning wood.

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