The Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans (regular version)
15. Double your measure, double your gun
14. Share a stick with the one you love
13. Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to play at night!
12. The flavor that never lets you down
11. We put the “spear” in “spearmint”
10. Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining about how it’s never happened before
9. Chew it all the way home
8. New Wrigley’s Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life
7. Time for the seven-inch stretch!
6. Melts in your mouth, not in your pants
5. Have *you* had a stick lately?
4. Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?
3. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to fill cavities
2. Forget the flavor — *you’ll* be like a bedpost overnight
1. It’s Wrigidly Delicious!
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