Turn Over

So a girl is going to marry a Greek fellow. The night before the wedding, the girl’s dad takes her aside and says, “Honey, I don’t know how to say this, so I’ll just say it. If he ever asks you to turn over, you don’t have to.”

So they get married. Sure enough, about six months later, the Greek guy asks the girl to turn over.

“You know,” she says, “my dad told me I don’t have to turn over if I don’t want to.”

“Whatsa matter?” says the Greek guy. “Don’t you wanna have kids?”