Two Irishmen at Sea

Two Irishmen lost at sea — they’d been out there for quite a few days, dehydrated and parched from the sun. They’re just watching the waves, trying to spot land, when one of them looks down and a bottle floats by.

Without even thinking, he grabs the bottle and wipes the label to see what it is, and all of a sudden a genie pops out and says, “You’ve released me from my prison, so I’m going to grant you just one wish — no more, no less!”

So the Irishman, without thinking it through, shouts, “Turn the entire ocean into a big vat of Guinness!”

The genie says, “Your wish is my command,” and turns the entire ocean into Guinness.

The second Irishman screams at the top of his lungs, “NO YOU IDIOT!!!! Now we have to piss in the boat!”

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Posted: May 19, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: alcohol, friendship, magical wishes
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