What’s your secret?

So a 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news. The interviewer says, “You’re 104 years old, you walk a mile a day, your mind is still sharp, and you still take care of yourself in your own home. Tell me … What’s your secret?”

And the old man says, “I once blew a guy for a sandwich.”

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The Difference Between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson

What was the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson fucked kids.

Posted: February 28, 2026 (7 months ago)
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