What’s your secret?

So a 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news. The interviewer says, “You’re 104 years old, you walk a mile a day, your mind is still sharp, and you still take care of yourself in your own home. Tell me … What’s your secret?”

And the old man says, “I once blew a guy for a sandwich.”

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Some people are against gay marriage, and I have to say I see

Some people are against gay marriage, and I have to say I see their point. I like most of my gay friends way too much to watch them totally fuck up their lives like that.

Posted: February 28, 2026 (7 months ago)
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Topics: aging, relationships
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