One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve…
Adam: Pretty good, I guess.
God: You seem to be holding back. Do you have any questions?
Adam: Well, why did you make her so much more beautiful than me?
God: So you would enjoy looking at her.
Adam: And why did you make her skin so much softer than mine?
God: So you would enjoy touching her.
Adam: And why did you make her smell so much better than me?
God: So you would want to be around her all the time. You see, Adam, I made Eve just for you, to make you happy.
Adam: Then why did you make her so stupid?
God: Well, Adam, if I had made her any smarter, she never would have slept with a guy like you.
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