Wife Interrupts Husband’s Porn Search for Curtains

A husband, his wife asleep, goes to the computer in the living room, opens the browser and starts looking through some porn pics.

He’s looking, looking, suddenly he hears behind him:

“Wait wait wait! Scroll up! Again! One more!.. Yes! These are the curtains I want for the kitchen!”

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I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep.

I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep. My standards may be low, but I draw the line at accepting money from corpses.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: daily life, marriage, relationships
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