Wife Interrupts Husband’s Porn Search for Curtains

A husband, his wife asleep, goes to the computer in the living room, opens the browser and starts looking through some porn pics.

He’s looking, looking, suddenly he hears behind him:

“Wait wait wait! Scroll up! Again! One more!.. Yes! These are the curtains I want for the kitchen!”

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Talk about pulled in two different directions: When her lips

Talk about pulled in two different directions: When her lips finally parted and she took my penis in her mouth, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. But after I forgot to warn her I was about to cum, I thought she’d murder me.

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: daily life, marriage, relationships
Sensitivity: PG-13