Woman Asks Doctor to Change Vibrator Batteries

A woman gets her vibrator stuck inside her. She goes to the doctor to remove it and the Dr. says “it’s too far up there, I can’t reach it enough to pull it out”.

The woman then replies “if you can’t get it out, can you at least reach it well enough to change the batteries?”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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