Y2KY Jelly

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The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now fully Year 2000 compliant.

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In the light of this they have now renamed it as: Y2KY Jelly.

Said a spokesman: “The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two.”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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