You Can’t Milk a Cow for 2,000 Years

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What’s the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?

You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Parking fine

A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice.

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (4 months ago)
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