Your Wife Is Better

Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better than that.”

The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “You know what? Your wife is better.”

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Fixing the boat

Plugging the hole in the row boat with my penis wasn’t a bad idea, but forgetting to take out my piercing barbell *was* — although the bass didn’t seem to think so.

Posted: April 18, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: marriage, relationships, sex
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