Portable Masturbation Hut

Chaotic Meh meme titled “Portable Masturbation Hut.”

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Portable Masturbation Hut

How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.

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Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!

“I’m in me!”

Just beat it…on the go!