Beat Up a Fifth Grader

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I don’t think I’d do very well on that TV show, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”

But if they ever have a spin-off called, “Can You Beat Up a Fifth Grader?” I’ll bet I could score some nice consolation prizes.

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