“I ORDERED SAMOAS, YOU FUCKING TWAT!” I screamed, hurling the

“I ORDERED SAMOAS, YOU FUCKING TWAT!” I screamed, hurling the box of Caramel deLites at the Girl Scout’s face. Oddly, everyone was on HER side.

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