In MY version of “The Wizard of Oz,” the Wizard tosses the

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In MY version of “The Wizard of Oz,” the Wizard tosses the Cowardly Lion a silken sack full of golden testicles and says, “Here, now you’ve got a pair, you big pussy!”

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