Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I’d truly

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I’d truly like to be. ‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, Jilly G. would be deep-throating me.

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