A gorgeous blonde goes into confession. “My boyfriend made love to me seven times last night”, she told the priest.
“Drink the juice of seven lemons”, said the priest.
“Will that absolve me of my sins?” she asked.
“No, but it’ll wipe that smile off your face.”
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