Those bastards at the dating service rejected my application because the three

Those bastards at the dating service rejected my application because the three adjectives I chose to describe myself were “intense,” “trigger-happy” and “loner.” Oh, wait… silly me: “Loner” is a noun! Well, *that* explains it.

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