Just as I was about to slip some more company pens and note pads into my pocket, that

Just as I was about to slip some more company pens and note pads into my pocket, that small inner voice stopped me, saying, “Jerry, don’t do that. It’s wrong.” Then it added, “Why don’t you kill everybody here instead?” (Jerry L. Embry)

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