Up to My Chin Should Do It

A man goes to a dermatologist with a rare skin disease. The doctor says, “Try a milk bath.”

So the guy goes to the grocery store and tells the dairy manager he needs enough milk to take a bath. The dairy guy asks, “You want that pasteurized?”

“Nah,” the man replies. “Up to my chin should do it.”

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