A rich man and a poor man are discussing their wive’s birthday gifts.
The rich man says, “I think this year I’m going to get my wife a diamond ring and a brand-new Mercedes.”
The poor man asks, “Why two gifts?”
“That way,” the rich man says, “if she doesn’t like the ring, she can return it in her new car and still be happy. How about you, what will you get your wife?”
The poor man looks at him and says, “You know what, I’m going to get my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way, if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.”
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