Paradise Misunderstood: A Global Perspective

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A Russian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are in an art museum admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

The Englishman takes a look at the painting and says, “They look so calm—they must be British!”

The Frenchman responds, “No, no! They’re naked, so beautiful—they must be French!”

The Russian says, “They have no food, no shelter, nothing but an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise? …They’re clearly Russian!”

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Posted: March 15, 2026 (3 months ago)
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