Doctor’s Exam: A Hands-On Approach!

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A guy goes to the doctor, and the doctor says, “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you need to stop masturbating.”

The guy says, “Why?”

And the doctor says, “So I can examine you.”

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Posted: March 17, 2026 (3 months ago)
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