A gorilla spots a lion bent over a stream taking a drink. He sneaks up behind him, does his thing, and takes off running. Furious, the lion chases him through the jungle.
The gorilla gets ahead and runs into a safari camp, quickly throws on some khakis, grabs a newspaper, and sits by the fire pretending to read.
Moments later, the lion bursts into camp, roaring, “Did anyone see a gorilla run through here?”
Without looking up, the gorilla says, “You mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?”
The lion gasps, “Oh my god! It’s in the paper already?!”
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