Valentines Day

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Do men get anything out of valentines day? It depends on whether or not his wife will do the brussel sprout.

What’s the brussel sprout?

It’s when you put something in your mouth and pretend you like it

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Posted: February 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: food, holidays, relationships
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