Valentines Day

Do men get anything out of valentines day? It depends on whether or not his wife will do the brussel sprout.

What’s the brussel sprout?

It’s when you put something in your mouth and pretend you like it

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The thing I like best about being a professional carpet layer is

The thing I like best about being a professional carpet layer is when some housewife naively asks me to make sure that the carpet matches the drapes.

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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Topics: food, holidays, relationships
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