Four moles

Four moles were crawling up a tunnel to the surface.

The 1st one said, “Ah! I can smell the flowers!”
The 2nd one said, “I can smell the fresh air!”
The 3rd one said, “I smell the dirt..”
The last one said, “I only smell molasses.”

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I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a wanker who had no dick

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Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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