A homely woman walks into Walmart with two children — a five-year-old boy and a ten-year-old boy.
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash ChaosThe greeter says, “Welcome to Walmart. Your boys must be twins.”
The woman says, “What the hell makes you think they’re twins? One’s five and the other’s ten.”
The greeter replies, “I just can’t imagine anyone fucking you twice.”
Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.
No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.
Related chaos
More chaos like this
Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.
Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday
No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.
