Walmart Twins

A homely woman walks into Walmart with two children — a five-year-old boy and a ten-year-old boy.

The greeter says, “Welcome to Walmart. Your boys must be twins.”

The woman says, “What the hell makes you think they’re twins? One’s five and the other’s ten.”

The greeter replies, “I just can’t imagine anyone fucking you twice.”

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