Walmart Twins

A homely woman walks into Walmart with two children — a five-year-old boy and a ten-year-old boy.

The greeter says, “Welcome to Walmart. Your boys must be twins.”

The woman says, “What the hell makes you think they’re twins? One’s five and the other’s ten.”

The greeter replies, “I just can’t imagine anyone fucking you twice.”

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She loves me… She loves me not… She loves me… She loves me

She loves me… She loves me not… She loves me… She loves me not… Hell, as long as she keeps putting out and doesn’t divorce me, what fucking difference does it make?!

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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