Fuck Him, Give Him Five Dollars

A mailman was delivering mail on Christmas Eve when a beautiful middle-aged woman stopped him and said, “Can you come inside the house real quick?”

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The mailman was intrigued and followed her inside.

She took him to the bedroom, started taking her clothes off, and they had sex.

After it was over, he got dressed to leave, and she handed him a five-dollar bill.

The mailman, confused, asked, “What was all this for?”

She said, “My husband and I were discussing Christmas gifts, and I asked him if we should give anything to the mailman.”

“He said, ‘Ahh, fuck him, give him five dollars.’”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: holidays, marriage, sex
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