Potential vs Reality

A son tells his father he has a homework assignment due, and he can’t figure out how to complete it. The task is to explain the difference between theory and reality.

The father instructs him: “Go ask your mom if she would have sex with a stranger for $1,000,000.”

The mom says yes.

Then the father tells him to ask his sister the same question.

She also says yes.

The father says, “There. You figured out the assignment. In theory, we live with two millionaires. In reality, we live with two sluts.”

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I wish I’d penned a song titled, “I Write The Songs That Make the Whole World Want to

I wish I’d penned a song titled, “I Write The Songs That Make the Whole World Want to Stick Scissors in Their Ears and Come After the Singer With Torches and Pitchforks,” because I’m pretty sure that Wikipedia would make a page entry about that guy.

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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