A Stolen Car

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Two police officers stood beside a man who was bitterly crying.

“Wow,” said one police officer, “he must have really loved that car.”

“Not really,” said the other police officer. “It was five years old but fully insured. He’s crying because he just filled his gas tank.”

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Posted: April 14, 2026 (2 months ago)
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