A guy walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, “What’s up with the pieces of meat?”
The barman replies, “If you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks all night, but if you miss, you pay the whole bar’s tab.”
The man considers the challenge carefully and replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
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