Son just turned 16.
Son: Dad, I just got my license, can I drive the family car?!
Dad: Can your dick touch your ass?
The son goes in private, tries, and comes back to say no, Dad, in disappointment.
Dad: Then you can’t drive the family car.
Son turns 17.
Son: Dad, can I drive the family car now?!
Dad: Can your dick touch your ass?
The son goes in private, tries, and comes back to say no, Dad, in disappointment yet again.
Dad: Then you can’t drive the family car. Maybe next year.
Son turns 18.
Son: Dad, I’m an adult now, can I finally drive the family car?!
Dad: Can your dick touch your ass?
The son goes in private, tries, and comes back excited to say, “Yes, I can!”
Dad: Then go fuck yourself, ’cuz you ain’t driving the family car.
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