Can I Drive the Family Car?

Son just turned 16.

Son: Dad, I just got my license, can I drive the family car?!

Dad: Can your dick touch your ass?

The son goes in private, tries, and comes back to say no, Dad, in disappointment.

Dad: Then you can’t drive the family car.

Son turns 17.

Son: Dad, can I drive the family car now?!

Dad: Can your dick touch your ass?

The son goes in private, tries, and comes back to say no, Dad, in disappointment yet again.

Dad: Then you can’t drive the family car. Maybe next year.

Son turns 18.

Son: Dad, I’m an adult now, can I finally drive the family car?!

Dad: Can your dick touch your ass?

The son goes in private, tries, and comes back excited to say, “Yes, I can!”

Dad: Then go fuck yourself, ’cuz you ain’t driving the family car.

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Posted: April 14, 2026 (4 months ago)
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