A lawyer has surgey

A lawyer wakes up after surgery and sees the recovery room completely dark.

He asks, “Nurse, why are the blinds closed?”

She says, “There’s a huge fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up thinking the surgery didn’t work.”

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It’ll definitely blow his little pink mind

I just registered “bonfigliokryczyskovsky.com” because if somewhere there’s a guy named Bonfiglio Kryczyskovsky, and he tries to register his name and finds out that another Bonfiglio Kryczyskovsky has already beaten him to it, it’ll definitely blow his little pink mind.

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Posted: February 21, 2026 (6 months ago)
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