A lawyer has surgey

A lawyer wakes up after surgery and sees the recovery room completely dark.

He asks, “Nurse, why are the blinds closed?”

She says, “There’s a huge fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up thinking the surgery didn’t work.”

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Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part

Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part was getting them out of my scrotum.

Posted: February 21, 2026 (7 months ago)
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