Tough Shit

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A constipated man goes to the pharmacy for laxatives.

Man: “One box of laxatives, please?”

Pharmacist: “I’m sorry. We’re all out of stock.”

Man: “What, again?! How does this keep happening?! I’m desperate for some relief!”

Pharmacist: “Well, that’s tough shit, I’m afraid.”

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Posted: April 18, 2026 (2 months ago)
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