Fascinate

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A teacher asks little Johnny to say a sentence using the word “fascinate.”

Little Johnny: “My sister’s boobs are so big that when she puts on her shirt with ten buttons, she can only fasten eight.”

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I Seriously Doubt My Mom Would Go for It

I don’t think I could ever be “born again,” like some of those Evangelicals I see. I don’t remember much from the first time, but umbilical cords freak me out, and I seriously doubt my mom would go for it.

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Posted: April 18, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: children, education, little johnny, sex
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