Me Neither

A primary school teacher said to a lady, “Madam, I’m sorry to tell you that in class, your son is copying from his classmate.”

The lady asks, “Why do you say that?”

The teacher replies, “Well, he and his neighbor make the same mistakes.”

The lady says, “Ah, but it may be his classmate is copying from him!”

The teacher replies, “No, because on an assignment they were asked where the island of Montreal is. His classmate wrote, ‘I don’t know,’ and your son wrote, ‘Me neither.’”

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Posted: May 16, 2026 (3 months ago)
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