A man was sitting on the beach, all alone. He had no arms and no legs.
Three beautiful women came walking along and stopped.
One asked him, “Have you ever been hugged?”
“No,” he said. She knelt and gave him a really great hug, then walked on.
Another woman asked, “Have you ever been kissed?”
“No,” he replied. She knelt and gave him a truly passionate kiss, then she followed the first lady.
The third woman asked him, “Have you ever been fucked?”
His pulse jumped, his breath caught, and his mouth got dry, and he said, “No.”
“You will be. The tide’s coming in.”
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