Glazed Eyes

“Your eyes look red,” said the cop. “Have you been smoking weed?”

“Your eyes look glazed,” I replied. “Have you been eating donuts?”

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My girlfriend and I are trying to do every position in the Kama

My girlfriend and I are trying to do every position in the Kama Sutra, and had no problems with The Butterfly, The Bridge, The Plow, The Rowing Boat and The Suspended Scissors. However, we’ve been stuck for more than a week on The Chinese Sex Trap.

Posted: April 19, 2026 (5 months ago)
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