The Top 15 Favorite Movies of Substance Abusers (Part II)

15. Lord of the Bongs: The Return of My Buzz
14. There’s Something About Mary Jane
13. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Up
12. Merry Poppers
11. About Schlitz
10. King Bong
9. Giggly
8. S*T*A*S*H
7. Toke-lahoma!
6. Heroin Brockovich
5. Kilo & Snitch
4. The Matrix: Totally Loaded
3. Drool Hand ’Lude
2. Good Buy, Mr. Chips Ahoy!
1. Stingin’ in the Vein

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Butterflies in my stomach

I’d never make it on one of those “Survivor” shows. Every time I think about eating something like caterpillars, I start to get butterflies in my stomach.

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