The Top 15 Rejected Cocktail Names

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15. Harvey Ballbuster

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14. Gin & Colonic

13. Slow Uncomfortable Spew

12. Scabby Mary

11. Sullen Masturbation on the Beach

10. Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist

9. Bloody Navel

8. Blatant Reference to Sexual Activity

7. The Slutmaker

6. Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Wall in Cancun Next to a Fat Dude Named Ramon Who Keeps Flicking Matches at Some Kids Poking a Dead Rat with a Stick They Found Underneath a ’57 T-Bird with a Dead Prostitute in the Trunk

5. Long Island Iced Pee

4. Screaming Hangover

3. Buttery Pimple

2. Elian on the Beach

1. Sex with Your Wife

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