A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes by and asks him if he’s all right.
The drunk replies by asking, “Do you know who I am?”
The stranger says, “No. Who are you?”
The drunk proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ… and I can prove it! Come with me!”
They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells, “Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”
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