The Pope’s Miracle Hearing

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The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks on stage and asks him, “Can you help me with my hearing?”

The Pope says, “Yes,” puts his hands on Billy’s ears, and prays. He removes his hands and asks, “How is your hearing now?”

Billy says, “I don’t know, it’s not until next Wednesday.”

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Posted: April 21, 2026 (2 months ago)
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