The Pope’s Miracle Hearing

The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks on stage and asks him, “Can you help me with my hearing?”

The Pope says, “Yes,” puts his hands on Billy’s ears, and prays. He removes his hands and asks, “How is your hearing now?”

Billy says, “I don’t know, it’s not until next Wednesday.”

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My grandmother taught my mother how to drive, and she, in turn, taught me.

My grandmother taught my mother how to drive, and she, in turn, taught me. Luckily, my mother didn’t also pass down the knowledge of how to get pregnant in the back seat, because some family traditions should just fade away.

Posted: April 21, 2026 (5 months ago)
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