A man is about to have sex with a really large woman, so he climbs on top of her.
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Unleash Chaos“Can I turn the ceiling light off?” he asks.
“Why?” she replies. “Are you feeling a bit shy?”
“No,” he says. “It’s burning my ass.”
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