Judge’s Taste in Justice Gets Feathered

The man stood before the judge, accused of killing an endangered whooping crane.

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The man argued that he thought it was a common Sandhill crane — not endangered — and convinced the judge. The judge dismissed the case. As the man was leaving the courtroom the judge, being an avid bird hunter himself, asked what the whooping crane tasted like.

“It tastes like Bald Eagle”, said the man.

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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